Monday, December 11, 2006

Footprints are sticky

So there is a thing called footprints where I can see why people have come to my xanga. Surprisingly none of the hits for my site have to do with my thought evoking musings about the daily diatribes of the Portuguese snail. In my scanning of who has been to my site I have noticed that people in Saudi Arabia search xanga for x-rated material. Maybe they are more verbiage inclined in their pleasure searches but I'm pretty sure you could find better stuff on the internet besides Xanaga's for such things. Maybe it's a censorship thing? Not really sure. The most common searches have to do with sex and asians, the one today was for hot asian ass. By retyping this here I probably just funneled a bunch of porn seeking literary horny men to my site. If I did so I apologize. There are no lurid texts on this site. There is no description of hot asians and or their asses. I was surprised that my stuff even came up in these searches but the most hit on item seems to be my short story about growing up in suburbia. Using the words sluts, asians, and college, are most likely the reason that this site even gets hits. How dissapointing to be hunting for descriptive text of adult type things and come upon my humble writings and boring rants. This si for the porn seekers, I apologize to you. You with your pants down around your ankles looking for hot asian ass. There is none here. But maybe there should be. I can see what the people want and maybe I should appease. How would you like that Mr. Saudi Arabia? Weekly sex logs about my hot asian ass sexcapades? Maybe your tastes are more spohisticated, instead of pictures and videos you prefer to form your own mental picture, you thinkers you. Good for you, don't let the media show you this stuff, run free in your imagination, entangle yourself in the words, reading is so hot. Ok this was just a public service announcement. I do write about asians, I do cuss, but AI do not have any sexually explicit materaial. And I do realize that as I write this me saying that these things are not here is only going to result in more hits from people looking for these things. At least let me see some geographic diversity. Other people must be as intellectual and imaginitive as the people in Saudi Arabia. Who else thinks reading about this stuff is hot? Georgia represent!!! In closing this is not what you are looking for, but if you would like to read my recipe for blueberry muffins, followed by a discussion of just what exactly the goo inside cadbury eggs is, please scroll down.

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