A start to nothing

The doors to the shopping mall whooshed open the blast of cool air greeted them accordingly. The three friends slowly walked forward unsure of which way to go first. "We should check Macy's first I think they are registered there." Howie looked at the other two waiting for a response, as he did so he automatically looked at his watch knowing that it had only been a minute since they had stepped through the door. He adjusted his black rimmed glasses by pushing them up onto the bridge of his nose with one finger. "How long is this shit going to take?" Grant whined. He put his hands in his pockets his shoulders hunched up and his eyes searching the mall for something or someone. "Stop your whining we are already hella late, we should have gotten something awhile ago." Sherry was dressed casually, in a white tank top and jeans. Her hair fell to the middle of her back and shined even in the dim lights of the stores. "Soo what the fuck do these guys want?" Grant asked. "Well if we would just go to Macy's we can just look at what they told everyone they wanted, right?" Howie was impatient, he always liked to get in and get out, project done moving on. Finish school, get a job, got a job, start a family. Well he had stalled out on the family part but they were still way too young to be panicking over such things. "I think we should get T a ball and a chain, and then we could get Leeann T's testicles in a jar so she can put them on their night stand." Grant thought it was funny but the other two just stared back at him. "This is