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- Batman is the Head of the Russian CIA
- What an Ass
- The Complacent Cubicle Monologues
- Hello
- Nerdy Mcnerdster
- Sam Flores show pics
- Zion-I- So Tall music video..somewhere in there
- Hungry Eyes
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- Give Thanks Bitches
- These Analogies Rule Like a Ruler...wait a minute
- We don't attack Mer-babies
- WTF???
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- Is this Offensive??
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- Stored Data In Google is Great
- I Suck
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- Death to Childhood Magic
- Casper's convoluted creamery
- At the Hop
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- The Age of Cilantro
- Training Day
- Life Fading Makes Living more Vibrant
- Threats of Divorce
- My Mind on my Mind
- Sucess Breeds Complacency
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- A start to nothing
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- The Race Scale
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- Seller's Market
- The Cleaner
- Writing from Freshman Year
- Hella old and Hella weird writing
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- Stuck in a RUT
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About Me
- toemah
- I am interested in examining German porcupines, wrestling senior citizens, diagramming historical food fights, sculpting life size models of the Fonz, stalking meter maids, Polluting nubile minds at the bus stop, working on my hippo mating calls, sketching woodland creatures in the nude, memorizing infomercials, choreographing disco parties, sleeping in other people's beds, tie dying diapers, singing dixie chicks songs, and anything related to Shirley Mcclaine. I am an expert in the art of early 90's dance. I do a mean butterfly and I can also drop it like it's hot. I hold four degrees, one is a doctorate in being lazy, the second is a bachelors in fingerpainting, and I have two masters, one for popiin and locking and the second one for being an expert on the dietary habits of persian squirrels. I am a well accomplished taxidermist and have been well documented in the press for my sculptures consisting of urine soaked mattresses and hobo teeth. I am also a matador and Falconeer.
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